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1. |
More War, Less Taxes
02:42
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MORE WAR, LESS TAXES
MORE GUNS, LESS PACIFISTS
MORE WAR, LESS TAXES
MORE GUNS, LESS PACIFISTS
WE NEED MORE WAR
THE TIME HAS COME FOR
MORE WAR, LESS TAXES
MORE GUNS, LESS PACIFISTS
MORE CLOSED MINDEDNESS, LESS ACCEPTANCE
MORE ABORTIONS, LESS EXPECTANTS
WE NEED MORE WAR
THE TIME HAS COME FOR
MORE WAR, LESS TAXES
MORE GUNS, LESS PACIFISTS
MORE WAR, LESS TAXES
MORE GUNS, LESS PACIFISTS
MORE CLOSED MINDEDNESS, LESS ACCEPTANCE
MORE ABORTIONS, LESS EXPECTANTS
MORE POVERTY, LESS WEALTH
MORE SICKNESS, LESS HEALTH
MORE MISERY, LESS COMPASSION
MORE PAINFUL LONGING, LESS SATISFACTION
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2. |
Box Of Nerds
01:36
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THIS SCENE SEEMS TO ME ABSURD
THESE KIDS ARE ALL HIGH ON NERDS NOW
SPEAKING TONGUES AND SCRAMBLED WORDS
BUNCH OF NERDS IN A BOX OF NERDS
BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP
BLUMP IT UP BLABY
BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP
BLUMP ON ME
BLUMP ON YOU
BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP
BLUMP IT UP BLABY
BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP
BLUMP ME, BLUMP YOU
THIS SCENE SEEMS TO ME ABSURD
THESE KIDS ARE ALL HIGH ON NERDS NOW
SPEAKING TONGUES AND SCRAMBLED WORDS
BUNCH OF NERDS IN A BOX OF NERDS
BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP
BLUMP IT UP BLABY
BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP
BLUMP ON ME
BLUMP ON YOU
BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP
BLUMP IT UP BLABY
BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP
BLUMP ME, BLUMP YOU
THESE KIDS ARE ALL HIGH ON NERDS
THESE KIDS ARE ALL HIGH ON NERDS
BUNCH OF NERDS IN A BOX OF NERDS
BUNCH OF NERDS IN A BOX OF NERDS
BUNCH OF NERDS IN A BOX OF NERDS
BUNCH OF NERDS IN A BOX OF NERDS
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3. |
I Wanna Die
01:28
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DIE, I WANNA DIE
DIE, I WANNA DIE
I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP
I DON'T WANT TO GET OLD
I'D RATHER BE IN THE GROUND
THAN DO WHAT I'M TOLD
DIE, I WANNA DIE
DIE!
DIE, I WANNA DIE
DIE!
BONES AND BONES AND BONES AND BONES AND BONES AND BONES AND BONES AND THUGS
BONES AND BONES AND BONES AND THUGS
AND BONES AND THUGS AND HARMONY
DIE, I WANNA DIE
DIE!
DIE, I WANNA DIE
DIE!
DIE, I WANNA DIE
DIE!
DIE, I WANNA DIE
DIE!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DON'T DIE!
I DID IT
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4. |
The Poops
02:28
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WALKED TO THIS GAS STATION FOR INDIAN FOOD
DAL PALAK AND DIESEL FUEL
ATE ME SOME CHILI WITH PEPPERS SO HOT
PEPPERS SO HOT THEY EXPLODE OUT YOUR BUTT
IT WAS TOO MUCH TO EAT IN ONE SITTING
THEN I WENT HOME AND I JUST STARTED SHITTING
SHITTING SO MUCH ALMOST WEN TO THE DOCTOR
MY PROCTOLOGIST, DR. PROCTOR
HE'S GOT MY BACK LITERALLY
GETTING ALL UP INSIDE OF ME
HAVING A PEEK, LOOKING AROUND
NORMALLY NOTHING ABNORMAL IS FOUND
SO IT WAS OFF PUTTING SHITTING BURNING PUDDING
ON SHAKY GROUND AND LOSING MY FOOTING
SHIT ALL NIGHT AND THEN THE NEXT DAY
I WAS MIGHTY HUNGRY
THE ONLY THING TO EAT WAS THE INDIAN FOOD
I ATE IT AGAIN AND I GOT THE POOPS
I'VE GOT THE POOPS
I'VE GOT THE POOPS
A HORRIBLE THING IT IS I SAY
TO HAVE TO POOP ALL FUCKING DAY
BURNS COMING OUT, MY TUMMY HURTS
EVERY TEN MINUTES I GOT THE SQUIRTS
I WISH I COULD SAY THAT I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON
GAS STATION FOOD GIVES ME INDIGESTION
BUT HERE I AM STILL PACKING IT IN
EATING THAT CHILI ALL OVER AGAIN
I'VE GOT THE POOPS
I'VE GOT THE POOPS
I'VE GOT THE POOPS
I'VE GOT THE POOPS
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5. |
Uglytime
02:28
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(Instrumental)
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6. |
U R Ugly
01:47
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I WANT TO BE
ON T.V.
IF I SING THESE
THEN I'LL BE HAPPY
WHO CARES IF WE AREN'T RIGHT TO NEED
DON'T LOOK UNTIL
YOU SEE
SEE ME
YOU ARE UGLY
YOU ARE UGLY (UGLY TO ME)
YOU ARE UGLY
UGLY TO ME
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7. |
Uglier Than You
02:42
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YOU'RE A HANDSOME DUDE
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
YOU'RE WELL GROOMED
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
YOU'VE GOT NICE SKIN
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
AN ENCHANTING GRIN
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
YOU'RE EXCEPTIONALLY KIND
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
YOU'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL MIND
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
YOUR HAIR IS SHINY
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
YOU'VE GOT A FIRM HINEY
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
I'M ALWAYS DRUNK AND CURSING
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
I'VE GOT WEIRD TEETH
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
I REEK OF BEEF
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
ALL MY CLOTHES ARE CHEAP
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
I'M A STUPID CREEP
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
I'M UGLY AS FUCK
I'M UGLIER THAN YOU
WE FUCKING SUCK
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
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8. |
Shitty Cowboy
02:44
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I WAS A SHITTY COWBOY
A SHITTY COWBOY
I TRIED TO HERD THEM BACKWARD
HERD THEM BACKWARD
I DID A POOR JOB
I DISAPPOINTED EVERYONE
I WAS A SHITTY COWBOY
A SHITTY COWBOY
I THREW THE LASSO BACKWARD
THE LASSO BACKWARD
I ROPED MYSELF
I ROPED MYSELF
I WAS A SHITTY COWBOY
A SHITTY COWBOY
i WAS A SHITTY COWBOY
A SHITTY COWBOY
BECAUSE I WAS A COWGIRL
I'M NOT A MAN
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9. |
Brain Shop
02:40
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HAVE YOU NOTICED AS OF LATE TROUBLE REMEMBERING DATES,
LOSING TRACK OF TIME OR PROBLEMS KEEPING NAMES STRAIGHT?
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ON OCCASION, "I'M GOING INSANE,"
QUESTIONING THE STABILITY OF YOUR OWN BRAIN?
DO YOU OFTEN FEEL THAT YOU'RE THE DUMBEST PERSON IN THE ROOM?
MARCHING TO YOUR OWN BEAT WHILE HUMMING A HIDEOUS TUNE?
IF YOU'VE ANSWERED "YES" TO AT LEAST ONE OF THESE QUESTIONS
THEN MY FRIEND I BELIEVE WE MAY HAVE THE SOLUTION
IT'S THE BRAIN SHOP, YOUR ONE STOP SPOT FOR GETTING BRAINS FIXED
WE CAN REMEDY FORGETFULNESS AND MENTAL ILLNESS
WITH OUR YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND QUALIFIED STAFF
WE GUARANTEE YOU RESULTS OR DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK
AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE SPECIALIZE IN CUSTOM REPAIRS
SO IF YOU GET THE FEELING THINGS AIN'T GOING RIGHT UPSTAIRS
COME ON IN FOR A FREE NO OBLIGATION CONSULTATION
AND OUR SPECIALISTS WILL CONDUCT A THOROUGH EVALUATION
AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE'LL BRAIN WASH YOUR DIRTY MIND
OR IF YOU'VE GOT FORGOTTEN INFORMATION YOU NEED US TO FIND
STOP ON BY ONE OF OUR MANY CONVENIENT LOCATIONS
AND WE'LL INITIATE A COMPREHENSIVE INVESTIGATION
AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE CAN SILENCE THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD
THE ONES THAT CUT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU WAS DEAD
FROM BRAIN DAMAGE TO DEMENTIA, AMNESIA TO MIGRAINES
AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE REPAIR BROKEN BRAINS
AT THE BRAIN SHOP YOU'LL FIND HELPFUL AND KNOWLEDGEABLE STAFF THAT CAN QUICKLY IDENTIFY PROBLEMS YOU MAY BE EXPERIENCING WITH YOUR BRAIN. WE HAVE BRAINS TO FIT ALL AGES AND NEEDS.
WE HAVE LEFT BRAINS, RIGHT BRAINS, SMART BRAINS, DUMB BRAINS, AND REFURBS WITH A 90 DAY LIMITED WARRANTY.
DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE RECENTLY HEARD IN THE NEWS, ONLY FOUR DEATHS HAVE EVER OCCURRED AT BRAIN SHOP
THE BRAIN SHOP, YOUR ONE STOP SPOT FOR GETTING BRAINS FIXED
WE CAN REMEDY FORGETFULNESS AND MENTAL ILLNESS
WITH OUR YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND QUALIFIED STAFF
WE GUARANTEE YOU RESULTS OR DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK
AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE CAN SILENCE THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD
THE ONES THAT CUT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU WAS DEAD
FROM BRAIN DAMAGE TO DEMENTIA, AMNESIA TO MIGRAINES
AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE REPAIR BROKEN BRAINS
THE BRAIN SHOP, OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY, 2 DAYS A WEEK, CONVENIENTLY LOCATED NEAR THE BUS STATION AND BIFF'S LIQUOR PIT.
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I WILL STAND HERE
I WILL STAND HERE
I WILL STAND HERE
I WILL STAND HERE MY LORD
I WILL STAND HERE
I WILL STAND HERE
I WILL STAND HERE
I WILL STAND HERE MY LORD
THE JUDGMENT I'VE RECEIVED
IS JUST CONSIDERING THE DEED
WHY HATH MY LORD FORSAKEN ME
FOR 'TIS MY LORD I WISH TO PLEASE
I WILL STAND HERE
I WILL STAND HERE
I WILL STAND HERE
I WILL STAND HERE MY LORD
SPENT TOO MUCH TIME MOVING AROUND
DISRUPTING SACRED HOLY GROUND
MY LORD DEMANDED THAT I STAND
IN THIS POOL OF QUICKSAND
I WILL STAND HERE
I WILL STAND HERE
I WILL STAND HERE
I WILL STAND HERE MY LORD
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11. |
Usury
01:39
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I AM IN DEBT
I CAN'T REPAY ALL OF THE MONEY I HAVE BEEN LENT
IT'S ALL BEEN SPENT
THEY TOOK MY HOUSE
NOW I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE WITH DOLLARS TO LEND
SO I CAN EXTEND
MY IMAGINED WORTH
HEAVILY INVESTED IN TOXIC ASSETS
A GRIM ASSESSMENT
OF MY FINANCES
REVEALS THAT I HAVE NOTHING LEFT
I'M PENNILESS
CREDITORS HANDSOMELY PROFITED OFF ME
A VICTIM OF USURY
CREDITORS HANDSOMELY PROFITED OFF ME
A VICTIM OF USURY
CREDITORS HANDSOMELY PROFITED OFF ME
A VICTIM OF USURY
CREDITORS HANDSOMELY PROFITED OFF ME
A VICTIM OF USURY
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12. |
Sweatin' To The Uglies
01:48
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(Instrumental)
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13. |
Whale On
02:49
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OIL IS IN SHORT SUPPLY
WE'RE RUNNING RATHER LOW
WE NEED SOMETHING TO TAP IN TO
WITH NEVER ENDING FLOW
COAL IS MUCH TOO DIRTY
WIND IS FAR TOO SCARCE
NUCLEAR IS AS DANGEROUS
AS LOOMING SOLAR FLARES
THUS WE PROPOSE THIS SIMPLE PLAN
WE HOPE THAT YOU'RE ON BOARD
TO SAIL THE SEAS IN SEARCH OF AN
ALTERNATIVE FUEL SOURCE
SOME OF YOU MAY COME TO THINK
THIS SCHEME OF OURS IS FLAWED
THAT OTHER MEANS ARE MORE HUMANE
OR THAT IT'S JUST PLANE ODD
WE'LL KILL A WHALE
KILL A WHALE
KILL A WHALE FOR ALL ITS OIL
WE'LL KILL A WHALE
KILL A WHALE
KILL A WHALE FOR ALL IT'S OIL
OIL WONT DO IT
COAL WONT CUT IT
THERE'S TOO MUCH POLLUTION
WE HAVE THE SOLUTION
OUR AMBITION IS BOLD
JUST LIKE IN THE DAYS OF OLD
WE SHALL SAIL THE HIGH SEAS
AND RETURN TO WHALING
I HEARD THEY'RE IN THE BARENT SEA
OR AT LEAST THEY USED TO BE
WE'LL FOLLOW THEM AROUND THE GLOBE
SLAUGHTERING MERCILESSLY
FROM THE GREENLAND SHORE TO THE BAFFIN BAY
FROM THE BERING STRAIGHT TO NORWAY
THE FLENSING IN REYKJAVIK
IS ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU SICK
BEFORE TOO LONG WE'LL ALL BE RICH
GRAB YOUR HARPOON AND ROWING STICK
THE SEA IS FULL OF SWIMMING TUBS
OF LIQUID GOLD THAT CAN BE SOLD
AND USED TO LUBRICATE THE WORLD
LET THE SAILS BE UNFURLED
WITH SO MUCH OIL FOR THE TAKING
EASY MONEY FOR THE MAKING
WE'LL KILL A WHALE
KILL A WHALE
KILL A WHALE FOR ALL ITS OIL
WE'LL KILL A WHALE
KILL A WHALE
KILL A WHALE FOR ALL IT'S OIL
WE'LL KILL A WHALE
KILL A WHALE
KILL A WHALE FOR ALL ITS OIL
WE'LL KILL A WHALE
KILL A WHALE
KILL A WHALE FOR ALL IT'S OIL
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14. |
Packin' Up
02:10
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I'M PACKIN' UP MY STUFF AGAIN
THE SHOW IS COMING TO AN END
WE'D LIKE TO THANK ALL OF OUR FRIENDS
FOR ATTENDING, BUT THE SHOW IS ENDING
I'M PACKIN' UP MY STUFF AGAIN
CARRIE IS PAKCIN' UP HER STUFF AGAIN
DANNY IS PACKIN' UP HIS STUFF AGAIN
]BECAUSE THE SHOW IS ENDING
THANKS FOR ATTENDING
WRAPPING UP CORDS TO PUT THEM AWAY
SO DAN AND I CAN LEAVE THE STAGE
WE CAME TO YOU TO SING SOME SONGS
ENJOYED IT WHEN YOU SANG ALONG
I'M SINGING THIS SONG TO SAY GOODBYE
STOP ALL YOUR WORRY AND DRY THOSE EYES
I'LL MAKE YOU A PROMISE TO PLAY AGAIN
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO GO MY FRIENDS
THE SHOW IS OVER
IT'S TIME FOR US TO GO
YEAH, THE SHOW IS OVER
WE MUST GO HOME
WE'RE PAKCIN' UP OUR STUFF AGAIN
WE'RE PACKIN' UP OUR STUFF AGAIN
UGLY IS PACKIN' UP ITS STUFF AGAIN
BECAUSE THE SHOW IS OVER
THE SHOW IS OVER
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The Buglies Austin, Texas
Mary and Danny Ugly are a two-piece band from Austin, TX. Formerly known as The Bumping Uglies, the duo recently renamed themselves The Buglies. The band creates weird, fun electronic-based punk music for both children and adult children.
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