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Brain Shop

from "Uglytime" by The Buglies

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HAVE YOU NOTICED AS OF LATE TROUBLE REMEMBERING DATES,
LOSING TRACK OF TIME OR PROBLEMS KEEPING NAMES STRAIGHT?
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ON OCCASION, "I'M GOING INSANE,"
QUESTIONING THE STABILITY OF YOUR OWN BRAIN?
DO YOU OFTEN FEEL THAT YOU'RE THE DUMBEST PERSON IN THE ROOM?
MARCHING TO YOUR OWN BEAT WHILE HUMMING A HIDEOUS TUNE?
IF YOU'VE ANSWERED "YES" TO AT LEAST ONE OF THESE QUESTIONS
THEN MY FRIEND I BELIEVE WE MAY HAVE THE SOLUTION

IT'S THE BRAIN SHOP, YOUR ONE STOP SPOT FOR GETTING BRAINS FIXED
WE CAN REMEDY FORGETFULNESS AND MENTAL ILLNESS
WITH OUR YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND QUALIFIED STAFF
WE GUARANTEE YOU RESULTS OR DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK

AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE SPECIALIZE IN CUSTOM REPAIRS
SO IF YOU GET THE FEELING THINGS AIN'T GOING RIGHT UPSTAIRS
COME ON IN FOR A FREE NO OBLIGATION CONSULTATION
AND OUR SPECIALISTS WILL CONDUCT A THOROUGH EVALUATION

AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE'LL BRAIN WASH YOUR DIRTY MIND
OR IF YOU'VE GOT FORGOTTEN INFORMATION YOU NEED US TO FIND
STOP ON BY ONE OF OUR MANY CONVENIENT LOCATIONS
AND WE'LL INITIATE A COMPREHENSIVE INVESTIGATION

AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE CAN SILENCE THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD
THE ONES THAT CUT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU WAS DEAD
FROM BRAIN DAMAGE TO DEMENTIA, AMNESIA TO MIGRAINES
AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE REPAIR BROKEN BRAINS

AT THE BRAIN SHOP YOU'LL FIND HELPFUL AND KNOWLEDGEABLE STAFF THAT CAN QUICKLY IDENTIFY PROBLEMS YOU MAY BE EXPERIENCING WITH YOUR BRAIN. WE HAVE BRAINS TO FIT ALL AGES AND NEEDS.
WE HAVE LEFT BRAINS, RIGHT BRAINS, SMART BRAINS, DUMB BRAINS, AND REFURBS WITH A 90 DAY LIMITED WARRANTY.
DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE RECENTLY HEARD IN THE NEWS, ONLY FOUR DEATHS HAVE EVER OCCURRED AT BRAIN SHOP

THE BRAIN SHOP, YOUR ONE STOP SPOT FOR GETTING BRAINS FIXED
WE CAN REMEDY FORGETFULNESS AND MENTAL ILLNESS
WITH OUR YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND QUALIFIED STAFF
WE GUARANTEE YOU RESULTS OR DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK

AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE CAN SILENCE THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD
THE ONES THAT CUT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU WAS DEAD
FROM BRAIN DAMAGE TO DEMENTIA, AMNESIA TO MIGRAINES
AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE REPAIR BROKEN BRAINS

THE BRAIN SHOP, OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY, 2 DAYS A WEEK, CONVENIENTLY LOCATED NEAR THE BUS STATION AND BIFF'S LIQUOR PIT.

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from "Uglytime", released December 1, 2012
MARY UGLY - VOCALS

CARRIE UGLY - GUITAR

DANNY UGLY - VOCALS, SYNTHESIZER, PROGRAMMING

WRITTEN BY THE BUMPING UGLIES

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The Buglies Austin, Texas

Mary and Danny Ugly are a two-piece band from Austin, TX. Formerly known as The Bumping Uglies, the duo recently renamed themselves The Buglies. The band creates weird, fun electronic-based punk music for both children and adult children.

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