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"Uglytime"

by The Buglies

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1.
More War, Less Taxes 02:42
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MORE WAR, LESS TAXES MORE GUNS, LESS PACIFISTS MORE WAR, LESS TAXES MORE GUNS, LESS PACIFISTS WE NEED MORE WAR THE TIME HAS COME FOR MORE WAR, LESS TAXES MORE GUNS, LESS PACIFISTS MORE CLOSED MINDEDNESS, LESS ACCEPTANCE MORE ABORTIONS, LESS EXPECTANTS WE NEED MORE WAR THE TIME HAS COME FOR MORE WAR, LESS TAXES MORE GUNS, LESS PACIFISTS MORE WAR, LESS TAXES MORE GUNS, LESS PACIFISTS MORE CLOSED MINDEDNESS, LESS ACCEPTANCE MORE ABORTIONS, LESS EXPECTANTS MORE POVERTY, LESS WEALTH MORE SICKNESS, LESS HEALTH MORE MISERY, LESS COMPASSION MORE PAINFUL LONGING, LESS SATISFACTION
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Box Of Nerds 01:36
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THIS SCENE SEEMS TO ME ABSURD THESE KIDS ARE ALL HIGH ON NERDS NOW SPEAKING TONGUES AND SCRAMBLED WORDS BUNCH OF NERDS IN A BOX OF NERDS BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP BLUMP IT UP BLABY BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP BLUMP ON ME BLUMP ON YOU BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP BLUMP IT UP BLABY BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP BLUMP ME, BLUMP YOU THIS SCENE SEEMS TO ME ABSURD THESE KIDS ARE ALL HIGH ON NERDS NOW SPEAKING TONGUES AND SCRAMBLED WORDS BUNCH OF NERDS IN A BOX OF NERDS BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP BLUMP IT UP BLABY BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP BLUMP ON ME BLUMP ON YOU BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP BLUMP IT UP BLABY BLUMP BLUMP BLUMP IT UP BLUMP ME, BLUMP YOU THESE KIDS ARE ALL HIGH ON NERDS THESE KIDS ARE ALL HIGH ON NERDS BUNCH OF NERDS IN A BOX OF NERDS BUNCH OF NERDS IN A BOX OF NERDS BUNCH OF NERDS IN A BOX OF NERDS BUNCH OF NERDS IN A BOX OF NERDS
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I Wanna Die 01:28
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DIE, I WANNA DIE DIE, I WANNA DIE I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP I DON'T WANT TO GET OLD I'D RATHER BE IN THE GROUND THAN DO WHAT I'M TOLD DIE, I WANNA DIE DIE! DIE, I WANNA DIE DIE! BONES AND BONES AND BONES AND BONES AND BONES AND BONES AND BONES AND THUGS BONES AND BONES AND BONES AND THUGS AND BONES AND THUGS AND HARMONY DIE, I WANNA DIE DIE! DIE, I WANNA DIE DIE! DIE, I WANNA DIE DIE! DIE, I WANNA DIE DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DON'T DIE! I DID IT
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The Poops 02:28
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WALKED TO THIS GAS STATION FOR INDIAN FOOD DAL PALAK AND DIESEL FUEL ATE ME SOME CHILI WITH PEPPERS SO HOT PEPPERS SO HOT THEY EXPLODE OUT YOUR BUTT IT WAS TOO MUCH TO EAT IN ONE SITTING THEN I WENT HOME AND I JUST STARTED SHITTING SHITTING SO MUCH ALMOST WEN TO THE DOCTOR MY PROCTOLOGIST, DR. PROCTOR HE'S GOT MY BACK LITERALLY GETTING ALL UP INSIDE OF ME HAVING A PEEK, LOOKING AROUND NORMALLY NOTHING ABNORMAL IS FOUND SO IT WAS OFF PUTTING SHITTING BURNING PUDDING ON SHAKY GROUND AND LOSING MY FOOTING SHIT ALL NIGHT AND THEN THE NEXT DAY I WAS MIGHTY HUNGRY THE ONLY THING TO EAT WAS THE INDIAN FOOD I ATE IT AGAIN AND I GOT THE POOPS I'VE GOT THE POOPS I'VE GOT THE POOPS A HORRIBLE THING IT IS I SAY TO HAVE TO POOP ALL FUCKING DAY BURNS COMING OUT, MY TUMMY HURTS EVERY TEN MINUTES I GOT THE SQUIRTS I WISH I COULD SAY THAT I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON GAS STATION FOOD GIVES ME INDIGESTION BUT HERE I AM STILL PACKING IT IN EATING THAT CHILI ALL OVER AGAIN I'VE GOT THE POOPS I'VE GOT THE POOPS I'VE GOT THE POOPS I'VE GOT THE POOPS
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Uglytime 02:28
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(Instrumental)
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U R Ugly 01:47
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I WANT TO BE ON T.V. IF I SING THESE THEN I'LL BE HAPPY WHO CARES IF WE AREN'T RIGHT TO NEED DON'T LOOK UNTIL YOU SEE SEE ME YOU ARE UGLY YOU ARE UGLY (UGLY TO ME) YOU ARE UGLY UGLY TO ME
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Uglier Than You 02:42
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YOU'RE A HANDSOME DUDE I'M UGLIER THAN YOU YOU'RE WELL GROOMED I'M UGLIER THAN YOU YOU'VE GOT NICE SKIN I'M UGLIER THAN YOU AN ENCHANTING GRIN I'M UGLIER THAN YOU YOU'RE EXCEPTIONALLY KIND I'M UGLIER THAN YOU YOU'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL MIND I'M UGLIER THAN YOU YOUR HAIR IS SHINY I'M UGLIER THAN YOU YOU'VE GOT A FIRM HINEY I'M UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON I'M UGLIER THAN YOU I'M ALWAYS DRUNK AND CURSING I'M UGLIER THAN YOU I'VE GOT WEIRD TEETH I'M UGLIER THAN YOU I REEK OF BEEF I'M UGLIER THAN YOU ALL MY CLOTHES ARE CHEAP I'M UGLIER THAN YOU I'M A STUPID CREEP I'M UGLIER THAN YOU I'M UGLY AS FUCK I'M UGLIER THAN YOU WE FUCKING SUCK WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU WE'RE UGLIER THAN YOU
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Shitty Cowboy 02:44
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I WAS A SHITTY COWBOY A SHITTY COWBOY I TRIED TO HERD THEM BACKWARD HERD THEM BACKWARD I DID A POOR JOB I DISAPPOINTED EVERYONE I WAS A SHITTY COWBOY A SHITTY COWBOY I THREW THE LASSO BACKWARD THE LASSO BACKWARD I ROPED MYSELF I ROPED MYSELF I WAS A SHITTY COWBOY A SHITTY COWBOY i WAS A SHITTY COWBOY A SHITTY COWBOY BECAUSE I WAS A COWGIRL I'M NOT A MAN
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Brain Shop 02:40
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HAVE YOU NOTICED AS OF LATE TROUBLE REMEMBERING DATES, LOSING TRACK OF TIME OR PROBLEMS KEEPING NAMES STRAIGHT? HAVE YOU THOUGHT ON OCCASION, "I'M GOING INSANE," QUESTIONING THE STABILITY OF YOUR OWN BRAIN? DO YOU OFTEN FEEL THAT YOU'RE THE DUMBEST PERSON IN THE ROOM? MARCHING TO YOUR OWN BEAT WHILE HUMMING A HIDEOUS TUNE? IF YOU'VE ANSWERED "YES" TO AT LEAST ONE OF THESE QUESTIONS THEN MY FRIEND I BELIEVE WE MAY HAVE THE SOLUTION IT'S THE BRAIN SHOP, YOUR ONE STOP SPOT FOR GETTING BRAINS FIXED WE CAN REMEDY FORGETFULNESS AND MENTAL ILLNESS WITH OUR YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND QUALIFIED STAFF WE GUARANTEE YOU RESULTS OR DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE SPECIALIZE IN CUSTOM REPAIRS SO IF YOU GET THE FEELING THINGS AIN'T GOING RIGHT UPSTAIRS COME ON IN FOR A FREE NO OBLIGATION CONSULTATION AND OUR SPECIALISTS WILL CONDUCT A THOROUGH EVALUATION AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE'LL BRAIN WASH YOUR DIRTY MIND OR IF YOU'VE GOT FORGOTTEN INFORMATION YOU NEED US TO FIND STOP ON BY ONE OF OUR MANY CONVENIENT LOCATIONS AND WE'LL INITIATE A COMPREHENSIVE INVESTIGATION AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE CAN SILENCE THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD THE ONES THAT CUT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU WAS DEAD FROM BRAIN DAMAGE TO DEMENTIA, AMNESIA TO MIGRAINES AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE REPAIR BROKEN BRAINS AT THE BRAIN SHOP YOU'LL FIND HELPFUL AND KNOWLEDGEABLE STAFF THAT CAN QUICKLY IDENTIFY PROBLEMS YOU MAY BE EXPERIENCING WITH YOUR BRAIN. WE HAVE BRAINS TO FIT ALL AGES AND NEEDS. WE HAVE LEFT BRAINS, RIGHT BRAINS, SMART BRAINS, DUMB BRAINS, AND REFURBS WITH A 90 DAY LIMITED WARRANTY. DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE RECENTLY HEARD IN THE NEWS, ONLY FOUR DEATHS HAVE EVER OCCURRED AT BRAIN SHOP THE BRAIN SHOP, YOUR ONE STOP SPOT FOR GETTING BRAINS FIXED WE CAN REMEDY FORGETFULNESS AND MENTAL ILLNESS WITH OUR YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND QUALIFIED STAFF WE GUARANTEE YOU RESULTS OR DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE CAN SILENCE THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD THE ONES THAT CUT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU WAS DEAD FROM BRAIN DAMAGE TO DEMENTIA, AMNESIA TO MIGRAINES AT THE BRAIN SHOP WE REPAIR BROKEN BRAINS THE BRAIN SHOP, OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY, 2 DAYS A WEEK, CONVENIENTLY LOCATED NEAR THE BUS STATION AND BIFF'S LIQUOR PIT.
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I Will Stand Here My Lord 01:30
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I WILL STAND HERE I WILL STAND HERE I WILL STAND HERE I WILL STAND HERE MY LORD I WILL STAND HERE I WILL STAND HERE I WILL STAND HERE I WILL STAND HERE MY LORD THE JUDGMENT I'VE RECEIVED IS JUST CONSIDERING THE DEED WHY HATH MY LORD FORSAKEN ME FOR 'TIS MY LORD I WISH TO PLEASE I WILL STAND HERE I WILL STAND HERE I WILL STAND HERE I WILL STAND HERE MY LORD SPENT TOO MUCH TIME MOVING AROUND DISRUPTING SACRED HOLY GROUND MY LORD DEMANDED THAT I STAND IN THIS POOL OF QUICKSAND I WILL STAND HERE I WILL STAND HERE I WILL STAND HERE I WILL STAND HERE MY LORD
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Usury 01:39
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I AM IN DEBT I CAN'T REPAY ALL OF THE MONEY I HAVE BEEN LENT IT'S ALL BEEN SPENT THEY TOOK MY HOUSE NOW I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE WITH DOLLARS TO LEND SO I CAN EXTEND MY IMAGINED WORTH HEAVILY INVESTED IN TOXIC ASSETS A GRIM ASSESSMENT OF MY FINANCES REVEALS THAT I HAVE NOTHING LEFT I'M PENNILESS CREDITORS HANDSOMELY PROFITED OFF ME A VICTIM OF USURY CREDITORS HANDSOMELY PROFITED OFF ME A VICTIM OF USURY CREDITORS HANDSOMELY PROFITED OFF ME A VICTIM OF USURY CREDITORS HANDSOMELY PROFITED OFF ME A VICTIM OF USURY
12.
Sweatin' To The Uglies 01:48
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(Instrumental)
13.
Whale On 02:49
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OIL IS IN SHORT SUPPLY WE'RE RUNNING RATHER LOW WE NEED SOMETHING TO TAP IN TO WITH NEVER ENDING FLOW COAL IS MUCH TOO DIRTY WIND IS FAR TOO SCARCE NUCLEAR IS AS DANGEROUS AS LOOMING SOLAR FLARES THUS WE PROPOSE THIS SIMPLE PLAN WE HOPE THAT YOU'RE ON BOARD TO SAIL THE SEAS IN SEARCH OF AN ALTERNATIVE FUEL SOURCE SOME OF YOU MAY COME TO THINK THIS SCHEME OF OURS IS FLAWED THAT OTHER MEANS ARE MORE HUMANE OR THAT IT'S JUST PLANE ODD WE'LL KILL A WHALE KILL A WHALE KILL A WHALE FOR ALL ITS OIL WE'LL KILL A WHALE KILL A WHALE KILL A WHALE FOR ALL IT'S OIL OIL WONT DO IT COAL WONT CUT IT THERE'S TOO MUCH POLLUTION WE HAVE THE SOLUTION OUR AMBITION IS BOLD JUST LIKE IN THE DAYS OF OLD WE SHALL SAIL THE HIGH SEAS AND RETURN TO WHALING I HEARD THEY'RE IN THE BARENT SEA OR AT LEAST THEY USED TO BE WE'LL FOLLOW THEM AROUND THE GLOBE SLAUGHTERING MERCILESSLY FROM THE GREENLAND SHORE TO THE BAFFIN BAY FROM THE BERING STRAIGHT TO NORWAY THE FLENSING IN REYKJAVIK IS ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU SICK BEFORE TOO LONG WE'LL ALL BE RICH GRAB YOUR HARPOON AND ROWING STICK THE SEA IS FULL OF SWIMMING TUBS OF LIQUID GOLD THAT CAN BE SOLD AND USED TO LUBRICATE THE WORLD LET THE SAILS BE UNFURLED WITH SO MUCH OIL FOR THE TAKING EASY MONEY FOR THE MAKING WE'LL KILL A WHALE KILL A WHALE KILL A WHALE FOR ALL ITS OIL WE'LL KILL A WHALE KILL A WHALE KILL A WHALE FOR ALL IT'S OIL WE'LL KILL A WHALE KILL A WHALE KILL A WHALE FOR ALL ITS OIL WE'LL KILL A WHALE KILL A WHALE KILL A WHALE FOR ALL IT'S OIL
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Packin' Up 02:10
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I'M PACKIN' UP MY STUFF AGAIN THE SHOW IS COMING TO AN END WE'D LIKE TO THANK ALL OF OUR FRIENDS FOR ATTENDING, BUT THE SHOW IS ENDING I'M PACKIN' UP MY STUFF AGAIN CARRIE IS PAKCIN' UP HER STUFF AGAIN DANNY IS PACKIN' UP HIS STUFF AGAIN ]BECAUSE THE SHOW IS ENDING THANKS FOR ATTENDING WRAPPING UP CORDS TO PUT THEM AWAY SO DAN AND I CAN LEAVE THE STAGE WE CAME TO YOU TO SING SOME SONGS ENJOYED IT WHEN YOU SANG ALONG I'M SINGING THIS SONG TO SAY GOODBYE STOP ALL YOUR WORRY AND DRY THOSE EYES I'LL MAKE YOU A PROMISE TO PLAY AGAIN BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO GO MY FRIENDS THE SHOW IS OVER IT'S TIME FOR US TO GO YEAH, THE SHOW IS OVER WE MUST GO HOME WE'RE PAKCIN' UP OUR STUFF AGAIN WE'RE PACKIN' UP OUR STUFF AGAIN UGLY IS PACKIN' UP ITS STUFF AGAIN BECAUSE THE SHOW IS OVER THE SHOW IS OVER

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released December 1, 2012

RECORDED, PRODUCED, AND MIXED BY DANNY UGLY

MASTERED BY ROBBY UGLY OF LOSSFOUNDATION - (www.lossfoundation.com)

ADDITIONAL DIGITAL MASTERING AND CONSULTING BY TJ UGLY

COPYRIGHT 2012 - STONE COLD SHIT RECORDS - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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Mary and Danny Ugly are a two-piece band from Austin, TX. Formerly known as The Bumping Uglies, the duo recently renamed themselves The Buglies. The band creates weird, fun electronic-based punk music for both children and adult children.

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